What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:18

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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